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Sausagey Santa (Paperback)
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- Santa isn't the jolly old elf as portrayed in Children's stories. He's a bit more grotesque than that. His eyes are pimento-stuffed olives, his teeth are walnuts, and his body is made of sausages. One snowy Christmas Eve, while visiting the Fry family, Sausagey Santa is attacked by an evil force that is driven to destroy Christmas forever. It is an anti-Christmas spirit that loathes everything having to do with children and Jesus. His name is Frosty the Neo-Nazi Snowman. After Frosty steals his magic bag of presents, Santa calls upon Matthew Fry and his wife, Decapitron (a brutish warrior woman with a peculiar Christmas fetish and a candy cane sword), to help get it back and save Christmas for everyone. It's the greatest sausage-spewing, elf-raping, zombie-killing, Transformer- fucking, reindeer-exploding, snowman-battling, adventure-rocking, bizarro Christmas story OF ALL TIME!!!
| Book format | Paperback |
| Fiction/nonfiction | Fiction |
| Genre | Literature & Fiction |
| Publication date | October, 2013 |
| Pages | 132 |
| Subgenre | Fiction |
| Number in series | 1 |
| Edition | 2nd Edition |
| Publisher | Eraserhead Press |
| Original languages | English |
| Language | English |
| Is collectible | N |
| Occasion | Christmas |
| Character | Sausagey Santa, Frosty the Neo-Nazi Snowman, Matthew Fry, Decapitron |
| Binding type | Perfect Binding |
| Assembled product height | 8.5 in (21.6 cm) |
| Assembled product weight | 0.39 lb (180 grams) |
| Bisac subject heading | Satire, Science Fiction - General |
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Sausagey Santa (Paperback)
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- A unique and grotesque twist on the Santa mythos.
- Features pimento-stuffed olive eyes and a body made of sausages.
- An adventurous plot centered around saving Christmas.
- Includes an array of bizarre characters like Decapitron and Frosty the Neo-Nazi Snowman.
- Guaranteed to entertain those looking for unconventional holiday tales.
- Promises laughter and excitement in a hilariously warped Christmas adventure.
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